Man, gay dudes have it all: Women like them, men are often enough jealous of the attention they get and they seem to have an endless supply of sex… if they want it. So what are the things the hetero long for that the homo has? Read on.
6 Enhanced Gay-dar
Many of them have a special ability to detect who else is gay. But see, we want enhanced DTF-dar that gives us the ability to figure out which of the shy girls is a wild animal and which girls that play hard to get actually want to play get too hard.
Many of them have a special ability to detect who else is gay. But see, we want enhanced DTF-dar that gives us the ability to figure out which of the shy girls is a wild animal and which girls that play hard to get actually want to play get too hard.5 Ability to Connect with Women on a Deeper Level
Gay guys are often amazing with being able to chat up women, understand them and get close to them. It’s almost a super power and they have it. If we could all do that, it would be half the battle, like G.I. Joe and shit.
Gay guys are often amazing with being able to chat up women, understand them and get close to them. It’s almost a super power and they have it. If we could all do that, it would be half the battle, like G.I. Joe and shit.4 Great Hair
Oftentimes, gay men have pretty well kept hair, which is something women notice and appreciate. This is better than, say, a straight guy who has no clue what the big deal using “product” or a “comb” is all about.
Oftentimes, gay men have pretty well kept hair, which is something women notice and appreciate. This is better than, say, a straight guy who has no clue what the big deal using “product” or a “comb” is all about.3 Innate Fashion Sense
Many gay men have a far more extensive repertoire of outfits and general knowledge of clothing and fashion than the average straight man. This is another one of those things that women often appreciate.
Many gay men have a far more extensive repertoire of outfits and general knowledge of clothing and fashion than the average straight man. This is another one of those things that women often appreciate.2 Wing Women
Wing men are great, but wing women are even better. Gay guys have access to them and leave us in the dust, wishing we had the expertise, backup and knowledge they do.
Wing men are great, but wing women are even better. Gay guys have access to them and leave us in the dust, wishing we had the expertise, backup and knowledge they do.1 Sex is More Easily Attainable
Gay guys have gotten the rap of being pretty promiscuous, but the reality is that men in general are a hell of a lot more open to sex without commitment. Add to that the forwardness and focus guys put into the hunt and you have way more opportunity for said promiscuity. If only straight guys had that with women… actually that could be a bad thing, come to think of it. Overpopulation is one word that comes to mind.
Gay guys have gotten the rap of being pretty promiscuous, but the reality is that men in general are a hell of a lot more open to sex without commitment. Add to that the forwardness and focus guys put into the hunt and you have way more opportunity for said promiscuity. If only straight guys had that with women… actually that could be a bad thing, come to think of it. Overpopulation is one word that comes to mind.
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